Update on previous post

I have just had my personal private parts fondled by a stocky German woman with a masculine haircut and bad skin. The only consolation is that her stony face did not convey that she was enjoying it. Yes, I had the bloody metal detector beep on me leading to my being shoved into a cubicle and body searched for ten minutes. Horrible, horrible experience, seriously! She had three goes at my boobies and a couple at my crotch as well. Finally, she fiddled with each and every one of my toes while she scanned my shoes. Yup, you don't get away with anything here at Frankfurt Airport...geeeezzzz!